Thursday, October 4, 2012

I say, "Twitter eays my eyeballs" with relish.

The clause, "Twitter eats my eyeballs" (with or without the period) cannot be found by Google in any documents. As Google apparently has crawled through, scanned, and generally assimilated most of the planet's texts created since 1999, I'm going to claim this simple sentence as mine. I win, Internet.

Twitter eats my eyeballs.

I just had to say it again. Speaking of Twitter, I've updated my profile and followed a few more folks. I'm @yesthatwarfield  That's @yesthatwarfield, as in "Yes, that, Warfield. The one on the internet. The one who wrote, 'Twitter eats my eyeballs."

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